May 2018 – A Qoder Blog 👨🏻‍💻

Tag: This 👈 or 👉 That

Rules

Thank and tag the person that has tagged you
Attach the tag photo
Answers the “This or That” questions
Tag 10 – 20 friends.

First of all, thank you so much Winnie for nominating me, if you don’t believe me, here is the post where she mentions me, ahahaha, no, I know you believe me. She is my favorite poet here in WordPress.

Question and Answer

I had to add some information to the answers because I think it’s more fun.

Q: Dog or Cat?
A: Cat. In fact my family have 3 cats: Milo, Gracie, Kucrit. They are my little sister’s cats. I just play with them, hahaha, without any responsibility.
Q: Netflix or YouTube?
A: YouTube. They are different services, YouTube has more short length videos. It’s not really fair to compare them.
Q: Phone call or text?
A: text. My voice need at least 5000 audience to hear it.
Q: Toast or Eggs?
A: Egg. I don’t really like Bread, Cake, Pizza and the team. I love meat, chicken, fish.
Q: Cardio or Weights?
A: Cardio. I love seeing K-Pop Stars, male or female. I wish I could dance like them.
Q: Facebook or Twitter?
A: Twitter. If you ask me this question several years ago, I probably will say Facebook. I don’t really like overwelmhing features for Facebook now.
Q: Ice cream cone or Snow cone?
A: Ice cream cone. I don’t know what Snow cone is, I read the descriptions, and seeing the images, still have no idea what it is.
Q: Mobile Games or Console Games?
A: Mobile Games. I used to work for Gameloft massporting games. I joined the team for these games: Immortals, March Of Heroes, Ghost Recon Future Soldier, The Dark Knight Rises, The Oregon Trail: American Settler. The last project, I literally cried in the meeting room. And still much more mobile games after that, one of them, not really my best attempt, but the idea is mine I think, I don’t really remember, https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.oninyon.puzzle.memory I just played it, and it’s kind of fun.
Q: While walking: Music or Podcasts?
A: Music, I just heard about Podcasts, seems interesting.
Q: iOS or Android?
A: Android. I would love to try iOS, but money is my problem.
Q: Cake or Pie?
A: Pie. I don’t really like them, just like my previous answer, but Pie seems lighter.
Q: Swimming or Sunbathing?
A: Swimming. Sunbathing is a little racist, isn’t it?
Q: Big Party or small Gathering?
A: Small Gathering. I hate meeting people in general.
Q: New clothes or New Phone?
A: New clothes. I just bought my new phone, I bought it with installment. I gained some weight, I think I need new clothes.
Q: Rich friend or Loyal friend?
A: Rich friend. You can give me some.
Q: Football or Basketball?
A: European football. I was so close in being a professional football player. When I was in High School I was joining Junior football team in my town.
Q: Nice car or Nice Home Interior?
A: Nice car. Don’t really have idea for this question.
Q: What’s worse: Laundry or Dishes?
A: Dishes. It’s like when washing it right? My mom forbid me to do the dishes after I broke a plate and cut myself.
Q: Jogging or Hiking?
A: Hiking. I love them but Hiking is more interesting than Jogging.
Q: Bath or Shower?
A: Bath. I have Shower, but Bath just feels right.
Q: Sneakers or sandals?
A: Sandals. I want my toes to be free.
Q: Glasses or contacts?
A: Glasses. It can do different look. Weird fetish.
Q: Hamburger or Taco?
A: Taco. I guess, I don’t really like bread, remember?
Q: Couch or Recliner?
A: Couch. I don’t really see the difference between them.
Q: Online shopping or Shopping in a store?
A: Online shopping. I’m not a fan in meeting people.
Q: Email or Letter?
A: Email. Faster?
Q: Passenger or Driver?
A: Passenger. I don’t drive.
Q: Tablet or Computer?
A: Computer. I think tablet is a computer, personal computer.
Q: Intelligent or Funny?
A: Funny. Intelligent tend to be arrogant. Winnie said that I’m Intelligent and Funny, ahahahaha.
Q: Car or Truck?
A: Truck. Just an alternative answer.
Q: Blue or Red?
A: Red. I want to see blood.
Q: Money or Free Time?
A: Money. It’s more simple.
Q: Amusement Park or Day at the Beach?
A: Amusement Park. But I prefer Mountains.
Q: At a movie: Candy or Popcorn?
A: Popcorn. Why eat candy at a movie?
Q: Pen or pencil?
A: Pen. Pencil is not strong enough.
Q: Toilet paper: Over or Under?
A: Under. I don’t really use toilet paper.
Q: Cups in the cupboard: Right Side Up or Up side down?
A: Up side down. The Upside Down – Stranger Things. I love Eleven.
Q: Pancake or Waffle?
A: Pancake.
Q: Coke or Pepsi?
A: Coke. I love soda.
Q: Coffee Cup or Thermos?
A: Coffee cup. I used to bring Thermos of Coffee to work.
Q: Blinds or Curtain?
A: Blinds. I don’t really know the purpose of this question.
Q: Train or Plane?
A: Train. You forget your flashdrive. You forget your flashdrive.
Q: Phone or Tablet?
A: Tablet. I love bigger, for PC. But my type is skinny and small, but not really short.
Q: Iced Coffee or Hot Coffee?
A: Hot. Why people like Iced Coffee? Go with Ice cream if you like ice.
Q: Meat or Vegetables?
A: Meat. Taste doesn’t lie.
Q: International Vacation or New TV?
A: International Vacation. I don’t watch TV anymore I guess.
Q: Save or Spend?
A: Save. I don’t really need things much.
Q: Honesty or Other’s Feelings?
A: Other’s Feelings. I don’t know, it’s a really hard question.
Q: Coffee or Tea?
A: Coffee. Stronger taste.
Q: TV or Book?
A: Book. I love reading now.
Q: Movie at Home or Movie at the Theater?
A: Movie at the Theater. Full experience, I wish I can have a Home Theater.
Q: Ocean or Mountains?
A: Mountains. When I climb mountains I see the real me.
Q: Horror Movie or Comedy Movie?
A: Comedy. I can’t watch Horror, I’m too afraid.
Q: City or Countryside?
A: City. Easy access.
Q: Winter or Summer?
A: Winter. Sadly, I never experienced them.
Q: Mac or PC?
A: Mac. Mac is PC, isn’t it?
Q: Console Gaming or PC Gaming?
A: PC Gaming. I am dissapointed with the questions.
Q: Soup or Sandwich?
A: Soup.
Q: Card Game or Board Game?
A: Card Game. A Pack of Card can do so many games.
Q: Camping or Binge Watching Shows at Home?
A: Camping. Oh, so many questions.
Q: Working Alone or Working in a Team?
A: Working Alone. I’m really bad at working in a team.
Q: Dine In or Delivery?
A: Delivery.
Q: Sweater or Hoodie?
A: Hoodie. Like The Arrow.
Q: Motorcycle or Bicycle?
A: Bicycle. I want to ride my Bicycle. I want to ride my bike.
Q: Book or eBook?
A: eBook. Easier to manage.
Q: When sleeping: Fan or No fan?
A: No fan. I’m a fan.
Q: TV Shows or Movies?
A: TV Shows. More detailed.

Quick Apologize 😁 Please Read – Important – Level 1 Alert ⚠️ – Need Help – Can’t Comment On Other Blog + Please Check Your Spam Folder

I have been trying to return your kindness by commenting on your blogs, but those comments are all gone for the past few days! I’ll try to count the numbers by the end of this post. If you received my Like, I may have dropped a comment also. I’m still trying to figure out the problem, but even I tried asking WordPress Support, and the Page not found! so I literally can do nothing, but to publish this post. Keep smiling, I am OK 😂

Why Am I Apologizing

I am apologizing because people start leaving me (read: unfollow), so this post intended to prevent more number. Thanks to WordPress.com, I have learned a lot of things from a lot of people. I’ve been blogging for almost 6 months and I’ve done many things. Like, Comment, Follow, Unfollow, Spam Like, Spam Comment, Spam Like Comment, etc. Recently I tried my best not to do spam anymore.

Delayed Reply

I mostly delay my reply to your comment on this blog, I have reasons for it, one of them is limited number of notifications. I counted 100 notification items only, so the 101th notification item will be gone forever, I can’t revisit it. If I force “realtime” conversation it will definitely take all the notification slot. But I have been trying my best to reply all of them.

This creates another issue. My comment for other blogs, based on queue on my notification items also gone! I am Okay, keep smiling 😂

Please consider this if you are going to leave, I’ll try my best to resolve the issues soon. In the near future I probably only leave a Like to return the kindness and I will let you know if things back to normal.

In the meantime, enjoy https://developer.wordpress.com/ . It’s open API provided by WordPress.com to create our own app with the power of WordPress.com. I’ve created some scripts based on this, I know who unfollowed me, I created tool to do spam likes (I don’t use it anymore). I tried to create my own notification storage so I won’t worry about notification slot anymore.

I will do one more spam like, just to get you notified and hopefully reading this post.

https://developer.wordpress.com/?s=notification

api-console

Counting gone comments, about 40

api-console

enter /me/likes?number=40&fields=site_id,post_id
change the following
wordpress.com/read/blogs/{site_id}/posts/{post_id}

my response

    "likes": [
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        "site_id": "133564718",
        "post_id": "7682"
      },
      {
        "site_id": "102327658",
        "post_id": "1291"
      },
      {
        "site_id": "102327658",
        "post_id": "1234"
      },
      {
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        "post_id": "779"
      },
      {
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        "post_id": "213"
      },
      {
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        "post_id": "75"
      },
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      },
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      },
      {
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        "post_id": "221"
      },
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        "post_id": "270"
      },
      {
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        "post_id": "1409"
      },
      {
        "site_id": "104291180",
        "post_id": "2228"
      },
      {
        "site_id": "102977462",
        "post_id": "14"
      },
      {
        "site_id": "145044016",
        "post_id": "312"
      },
      {
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        "post_id": "44"
      },
      {
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        "post_id": "627"
      },
      {
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      },
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      },
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        "post_id": "59"
      },
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        "post_id": "291"
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        "post_id": "641"
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      {
        "site_id": "139569689",
        "post_id": "271"
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      {
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        "post_id": "29906"
      },
      {
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        "post_id": "105"
      },
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      },
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Mystery Blogger Award 🕵

Okay, rule #1 Put the award logo/image on your blog… I will put it in this post’s featured image… 10 minutes later… done! Next, #2 List the rules… How do I do that, hmmm, oh already did it *facepalm*, so #3 Thank whoever nominated you and provide a link to their blog… alright, this will take more minutes…

Thanks to

Annie in A Booknerd Travels
I’m not sure I can find Annie’s questions…
Vivien in Viviensvoice
1. Q: What do you enjoy the most about blogging?
  A: The reading, I’m dumb, reading from friend’s posts make me a little bit smarter, I think.
2. Q: How often do you blog?
  A: Random, I was taking a break for more than a week last time, but in average 40/7, just like regular job.
3. Q: Do you have favorite book?
  A: Quran, I always get this kind of question, let me know if you get bored with my answer.
4. Q: What do you do when you are stressed?
  A: Often stress eating.
5. Q: If you have the ability to change the world what would you do?
  A: I honestly don’t know, I used to say Hate, but I think the world is perfect the way it is.
Pooja in Believe
1. Q: What is the best of you?
  A: I’m the most handsome boy in the world, *if you wanna argue, chat with my mom.
2. Q: Why should you love yourself?
  A: If I don’t love myself, how can I love others.
3. Q: Your favorite book. A little synopsis would be lovely. I promise to read it.
  A: Again, come on people, another question please. Quran. If you are Muslim we can talk more about it, but I don’t want to mess with anyone’s belief.
4. Q: Your life in three words.
  A: Hard, fun, joke. Probably changes overtime.
5. Q: Write about the purpose of your blog.
  A: Creating good content, although I always don’t know which is good or bad.
Noona in Ngaoscn
Where the heaven is your questions! I read the post all over again, you only have a question I think…
Q: One morning when you wake up and open your eyes, you realize you are no more a human but lizard, how would you feel?
A: That is not funny! I will have a nightmare now! It’s rock bottom for me, I will kill myself by finding big snake to eat me…

You have a weird taste of humor Noona, *face-with-stuck-out-tongue-and-winking-eye*
Ismaa in Sophia Ismaa Writes
1. Q: What is the last book you read that made an impact on you?
  A: Book again, hmmm… Quran, definitely has epic impact for my life, life manual I guess.
2. Q: What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten? (Weird)
  A: I can’t recall food, but I drank Spiritus, 95% alcohol, fuel that I usually use when camping outdoor, for cooking, when I was in Elementary School.
3. Q: Name two things about blogging you love and two things that irritate you.
  A: love – posts, the people. irritate – when I write ugly content, paying internet.
4. Q: Recommend a book in one paragraph (3 sentences max)!
  A: A Street Cat Named Bob. The first sentence is the book’s title. I recommend this book because I love cat, although I am currently annoyed with my cats.
5. I missed question number #4 so this is Ismaa’s question #4
  Q: Take Buzfeed’s: Everyone Has a British Food That Matches Their Personality Quiz and post your results, food and description included!
  A: Ah, you remind me of my ex girlfriend Ismaa… I got Mushy peas! Everyone Has A British Food That Matches Their Personality – Here’s Yours https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/which-british-food-matches-your-personality?utm_term=.fo0ynMz1J&quiz_result=120907193_359464147#120907193

Hours later… #4 Mention the creator of the award and provide a link as well… check… #5 Tell your readers 3 things about yourself… okay, this is personal… I am dumb, I am weird, I am handsome – that’s what my mom says, don’t look at me like that… #6 You have to nominate 10 – 20 people… okay, okay, just please don’t kill me! *criesalittle*

Nomination

Here are the nominees for my Mystery blogger award… geetssaini myjourneyasacreativewriter… Noona Ngaoscn – counter award *evillaugh*… a silent heart.… fatma zohra world of dreams… zarakhangeniality… Sonam Small Wonders Of World… Sann Sann Speaks… How many have I mentioned already, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, come on you can do it!… Jaidip Patra Passion of Writing… 8… Akarsh_dm mindfulness.… 9… Sahithi Krishna LILMUNCHKINN… one more dude! go go go!… Soumya Somani *FRESH FOLIUM*… *deepbreathinhaleexhale*… ahem… and the award goes to… everyone… *peopleclapping* yay!

Days later… I forget what I was writing after long sleep, hmmm… #7 Notify your nominees by commenting on their blog… I hope my magic trick about trackback/pingback does the job *pray*… almost over… #8 Ask your nominees any 5 questions of your choice; with one weird or funny question (specify)… ookay, I think I got this, wait, I’ve been asked with questions from my nominators? Should I answer that, I don’t think there is a rule for that, or I’m missing something, I think I’m gonna answer the questions *huft*, I thought this was almost over…

Weeks later… Is there anything else I should do? Oh, right, still about the questions, now is my turn to create them.

Questions

What can I call you?
How old are you?
Single?
Boring questions? you can add additional information, surprise me!
This should be the funny one… How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ~ not originally from me, I just forgot the source, sorry, let me know if someone asked the same question, because, it’s probably you! you are the best!
I forget one thing, gender? but this will make 6 questions…

Best Post

Now, what? #8 , sorry, #9 Share a link to your best post(s)… okay, hmmm *thinkinghard* hmmmmm *thinkingharder* hmmmmmmmmmmm, tired *thinking*… this is my best post! Should I copy the link? Just do it!!!! Okay, okayyyyy, just don’t kill me!!!! *waitingforarrowseason06episode22effect… https://yuulye.wordpress.com/?p=488

“I’m not gonna kill you, but I can’t guarantee you’ll walk away from this *throwknive*” – Green Arrow.

… is an award for amazing bloggers with ingenious posts. Their blog not only captivates; it inspires and motivates. They are one of the best out there, and they deserve every recognition they get. This award is also for bloggers who find fun and inspiration in blogging; and they do it with so much love and passion.

Rules

Put the award logo/image on your blog

List the rules.

Thank whoever nominated you and provide a link to their blog.

Mention the creator of the award and provide a link as well

Tell your readers 3 things about yourself

You have to nominate 10 – 20 people

Notify your nominees by commenting on their blog

Ask your nominees any 5 questions of your choice; with one weird or funny question (specify)

Share a link to your best post(s)

Okoto Enigma

Month: May 2018

Tag: This 👈 or 👉 That

Rules

Question and Answer

Friends

Quick Apologize 😁 Please Read – Important – Level 1 Alert ⚠️ – Need Help – Can’t Comment On Other Blog + Please Check Your Spam Folder

Why Am I Apologizing

Delayed Reply

Mystery Blogger Award 🕵

Thanks to

Nomination

Questions

Best Post

Rules